Stories In Short #1

Reginald. That’s my name. I’m a whale. A big old whale. Oooooooooooooooooorrrwh. Just yesterday I saw two dolphins, eighty tuna fish and sixty jellyfish get scooped up in a man-net. Men eat dolphins because they think that they taste like kindness. Men eat dolphins because they think dolphins are like them. Tuna fish are not as exciting, or as kind, or as intelligent as the dolphins, but I am a lot less sad to see them go. They don’t mock me like the dolphins do. They don’t mock me at all.